Sunday, November 30, 2008

A Bigger Doofus than Tanner

We all realize that kitty krunchies are a delicacy of the highest caliber. They are to be gotten whenever possible. Someone in our house did not seem to understand that the krunchies were the only delicacy to be taken. The crazy old lady went to clean Clara's commode and this is what she found :. I know you are saying to yourselves, "why does it need cleaned it is a brand new cat commode?" No friends, it is not. It was filled with the World's Best Cat Litter. "Where did go", you are asking. Well, a doofus of the highest order ate the cat litter. Yes, friends it is so. "Who in the world would do that?", you ask. It is the one who is a bigger doof than Tanner. Look at him. He is wondering where the stuff that goes in the commode is. You ate it, you big nit. Luckily it was only that corn cat litter and did him no harm. Honestly don't you have to wonder what is going on in his head? The crazy old lady had to go out a buy a different cat litter made of corn that had a medicine type odor to keep him out of it.

For the life of me I don't know why I put up with all the nonsense that goes on in this house.

29 comments:

the 4 Bs said...

we have heard that kitty morsels are the best, but kitty litter? now that's just weird. it doesn't sound yummy at all.

woofs.

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Oh My Dog!! Didn't it make him sick??? YUCK. I guess he had corn crunchies!!! Bet his poop is interesting! lol
Hugs
Sunny&Scooter

Peanut said...

hahaha that dawson is something else. Hopefully the new litter will make him stop eating it.

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Is it a science projekht of some sort?

Or perhaps an attempt at some new invention?

BTW, the mere thought of a bigger doofus than Tanner is almost frightening!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mango said...

What a total Doofus! On the other hand, have you tried it? Maybe its yummers.

Thanks for the holiday card!

Slobbers,
Mango

Raising Addie said...

WOW that is one high tech potty!

Kisses
Addie

Andra said...

That potty looks complicated!! Thanks for our Christmas card!! Talk to you later!
-Luke and Liesel

Maggie and Mitch said...

We've heard that kitty poop is very tasty but never kitty litter! We're feeling deprived!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Asta said...

Moco
I've nevew heawd of such a thinbg..I didn't know kitty littew tqasted good..I have twied The special mowsels, and I must say , despite what Mommi says, they awe delicious...but littew?????
a twue doofusss, hehehe..glad he didn't get sick
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Lorenza said...

Hi, Moco!
Glad he is ok!
Kitty litter sure does not sound very tasty!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Lacy said...

w00f's pups, heehee me not think me wood want any kitty little fur din din..

b safe,
~rocky~

Patience-please said...

Well, yumm? Maybe? Not?

confused wags from the whippets

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Oh dear! I hope he didn't get into too much of a bad state with his tummy and all..that sounds weird, eating the kitty litter. o.O" Hope the new kitty litter will stop him from consuming more of it!

Scottie

Huskee and Hershey said...

Gee, that is the most technologically-advance toilet ever!
OMdoG.. you mean he ATE the cat litter? **faints**

Bae Bae said...

Oh.. Maybe Dawson thought it was popcorn??

~ Bae

Snowball said...

Ewww...www... he ate all the kitty litter? He should be picking only at the kitty candies. Thats what I did and got chased by jie jie all the time.

Luv
Snowball

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

WOWOWOWOWOW!! We have a big baby gate blocking the way to Wilbur's box. Boo hoo.

Steve

Eduardo said...

BOL! I bet it was great!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Joe Stains said...

omdog, I am howling with laughter and Tanner is wondering what is so funny. He thinks cat litter is delicious.

SHEESH!

wally said...

Oh my dog. I hope no one got sick. And if they did they took it outside!

Though maybe you could rent him out as a cat sitter? He will clean your commode!

wally t.

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Well Moco, I have read and heard it all now!

You will have to watch him!

Homer said...

Hey guys,

Just wanted to say thank you for your Christmas card!

Love,
Homer

Petra said...

Hahahaha! Dawson rocks! Maybe he needs the kitty litter in his stocking instead of a lump of coal.

Mack said...

I bet he had one heck of a tummy ache!!

happy said...

Oh my! Was it yummy? It probably is, eh? Otherwise, you wouldn't have cleared the whole commode hehe..

Stanley said...

I'm guessing that Dawson doesn't want to let ANYthing go to waste. Maybe it's just that he's going green and takes it pretty stinkin' seriously.

We too love the warm brown goodness that are our catbro's butt nuggets. He leaves some of the best ones I've ever tasted!

Goober love & sympathy for the doofusism in your house,
Stanley

Lady Kaos said...

He ate the litter? That is some major doofusness!!
Kaos

Chef said...

Bleh. I once ate my ├žatsisters' litter and the house stunk for days. I don't think Dawson is going to EVER go back for seconds. But keep him away from the commode because you never know.

xoxo
Chef

Pedro said...

Oh yuck! My mom uses Feline Pine cat litter and you better believe I wouldn't eat that stuff! Did Tanner get sick???

Pedro