Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Teaching the Biped the Ways of the Master

There comes a time when you have the need to impart some of your knowledge to the bipeds. This can be quite a job. You must get them to understand the importance of what you are teaching them. Run biped. Chase me biped. Throw the squeaky hamburger biped. They learn quickly, but it is still hard work. Eduardo would be proud. (Please disregard the background vocals from the humans.)


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm glad the young one has his priorities khorrekht!

Grrrrrreat job!


Charlie said...

Good work teaching the biped, Moco! Now work on "give me a treat"!!

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

You look so cute playing with your human, Moco! Great job! *grins*


Princess Eva and Brice said...

they are a challenge but it's very rewarding when you can find a biped that is trainable.

Princess Eva

Maggie and Mitch said...

You play fetch very well, Moco! You and your young friend looked like you were having a great time together!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Chase said...

Excellent job teaching the bipeds Moco! Eduardo would definitely be proud of you!

Sniffs and licks,


Gus said...

(sigh) I am not very good at biped education. would you please be my consultant? I am trying to get them to feed me five times a day, and have not had any success.


Mack said...

You are a great teacher Moco!

Did I see the human pup do a "pretend to throw it" move ???

Asta said...

You awe a wondewful teachew. Youw little biped is pwetty quick on the uptake, but I agwee it's hawd wowk
Eduawdo would be pwoud
smoochie kisses

Brind'Amour said...

Hi Moco,

I have taught the bipeds a few things myself but I love your technique! Good job, Moco!


The OP Pack said...

You seem to be doing quite well with that cute biped.

Woos, the OP Pack

Pee Ess, we are going to see if we can figure a way to get to your place - we want to meet you and the "crazy old bat."

Lacy said...

w00f's hmmm moco, and u brought it back and gived it to him...is that the way its pose to b played...me plays keep away wiff em..

b safe,

Lorenza said...

Hi, Moco!
You have him very well trained! Yes, Eduardo must be very poud of you!
Kisses and hugs

Fred said...

It is so hard for them to learn...

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

You are definitely training him well.. keep up the good work..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Peanut said...

I tell you it's good thing these young ones in this family have us to train them. Can you imagine if they turned out like grammie and mom?

Amber-Mae said...

That sure looked like hard work!

Butt sniffs,
Solid Gold Dancer

happy said...

Great job! Can you teach me how to get LS to do the same? Her attention span doesn't last at all.

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

It'z gud dat woo wurked wif da young biped. Dey have lots of enurgee. Da old ones tire owt too kwikly fur us.

Gus and Waldo

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

You are so right. Bipeds need a lot of training. I bark and bark my orders for food and they only listen about half the time.


the 4 Bs said...

hey Moco, you are doing a good job of training your bi-ped. we know it's hard work, and you are doing well at it.


Joe Stains said...

I wish I had a nice boy to teach how to play with me! My humans are so boring and lazy!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

I watch those reds everyday.. I can sneak up on them though since they can't hear..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

You're a good teacher Moco. Cute little bi-ped too. Please teach our mom how to throw.
XO-BRD & Hootie

Snowball said...

Is that Peanut's boy that you have trained? Well done!!!


Mango said...

Maybe I could borrow that little biped for a bit. We only have old large sized bipeds here who do NOT like to run around.


Tee said...

Hehehehe .... you do make the cutest little canine teacher! I dare say you're trained your humans well!

Licks and Wags

TUffy and the Dog WOods Pack

Petra said...

Can I borrow that biped for awhile, Moco? You've done a great job training him, and I'd take good care of him if he came to my house.

And then you should come along, too!

Nancy and the fatties said...

Moco, this here is your Buddy Howie Pee. HALP!! Can you come rescue me? I figured since you were rescued you might be able to help me out. Mom hasn't blogged about me in over a week so I think a negligence lawsuit is about to be filed. Love that video dude, you are taking control of the toy situation nicely. I try to do that with Anniebelly, but she whips the poop outta me every time I touch a toy around here. sheesh.

Tadpole said...

Oh Moco, you look so snazzy and jazzed-up in your badanananana! And I love your curly tail! :-)

I have not had luck with little bipeds. They seem to chase me at terribly frightening volumes. Maybe I need an older one, like the one you have there. Or maybe you're just like a jedi-master at training bipeds....

Chef said...

Hi Moco. You sure have a top student there - good job! Now you just have to teach him to give you cookies.

You sure do look pretty in your red bandana.

By the way .. did you get hold of the plastic money? My bags are packed.


Thor said...

Great job teaching your bipede, Moco! Looks like you had a great time playing fetch!
Happy Easter to you and your family!


Bella the Boxer said...

Excellent work, Moco! You seem to be an experienced biped trainer, perhaps you can come to my house and teach my humans a trick or two?

xoxo - Bella

wally said...

I'm impressed with your training skills. You should have your own show--The Biped Whisperer.

wally t.

Pedro said...


You were so good with that biped. I'm not allowed to be around humans that size cause I just don't like them and I will bite them if they try to touch me. I don't know why I feel like this, but I just do...


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